Second, I’d like to remind my readers that even though I am walking away from cheese for a month, I can still (and will still) eat ice cream, yogurt, milk, cream, whipped cream, clotted cream, and Gelato. I am unlikely to develop a severe allergy to dairy this month, and I am most certainly going to eat cheese again. For example, I will be eating cheese on September 1st. I appreciate your concern for my sanity, health, and happiness, but I am not changing my mind.
Third, I’d like to thank corn and tomatoes (specifically from Ards and the Jesus-Tomato guy) for your assistance in the next thirty-one days.
I can do it. I know I can.